Bruce Bochy announces new workout plan for Tim Lincecum

‘What we’re basically going to do is,’ says Manager Bruce Bochy in a press conference this Tuesday.

‘…Feed him a lot of chickenjoys for the rest of the season.’

Tim Lincecum reacts after hearing the news he will be fed chickenjoys for the rest of the season

Tim Lincecum gratefully accepts his first chickenjoy in his game against the San Diego Padres

Teammate Nate Schierholtz brings back a chickenjoy for an ecstatic Tim Lincecum in the dugout

Tim Lincecum happily signs chickenjoys for fans by the dugout

Tim Lincecum receiving a gift from a fan. (source: SBNation)

WITH HIS STEADY DIET OF CHICKENJOY, TIM LINCECUM WAS ABLE TO WIN THIS GAME AND BREAK THE PERFECT GAME


BREAKING NEWS TIM LINCECUM IS A JEDI

BREAKING NEWS TIM LINCECUM IS A JEDI


BECAUSE MATT CAIN IS SUPER EFFECTIVE

BECAUSE MATT CAIN IS SUPER EFFECTIVE

BUSTER’S GONNA BE THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS


Osamu Tezuka (November 3, 1928 – February 9, 1989)

Osamu Tezuka (November 3, 1928 – February 9, 1989)


#47, Eric Surkamp  |  Pitcher for the San Francisco Giants(Photo by Robee Aquino)

#47, Eric Surkamp  |  Pitcher for the San Francisco Giants
(Photo by Robee Aquino)