MY BODY IS READY.

Or rather, Stef’s.

Bruce Bochy announces new workout plan for Tim Lincecum

‘What we’re basically going to do is,’ says Manager Bruce Bochy in a press conference this Tuesday.

‘…Feed him a lot of chickenjoys for the rest of the season.’

Tim Lincecum reacts after hearing the news he will be fed chickenjoys for the rest of the season

Tim Lincecum gratefully accepts his first chickenjoy in his game against the San Diego Padres

Teammate Nate Schierholtz brings back a chickenjoy for an ecstatic Tim Lincecum in the dugout

Tim Lincecum happily signs chickenjoys for fans by the dugout

Tim Lincecum receiving a gift from a fan. (source: SBNation)

I’m not quite sure but it probably went something like

I’m not quite sure but it probably went something like

WITH HIS STEADY DIET OF CHICKENJOY, TIM LINCECUM WAS ABLE TO WIN THIS GAME AND BREAK THE PERFECT GAME

BREAKING NEWS TIM LINCECUM IS A JEDI

BREAKING NEWS TIM LINCECUM IS A JEDI

dojoadventures: Though I don’t agree with that quote from above, I have without a doubt, grown fond of Bushido Sixteen. The manga centers around two girls — Isoyama, an accomplished kendoka hitting ippons since she was three and Nishiogi, a weaker kendoka whose only ippon was a men strike to Isoyama. Trying to figure out how this could ever eventranspire (see also: Kendoka With A Bruised Ego™), Isoyama moves to Nishiogi’s school and tries to confront her about her mysterious men strike (see also: Let’s Settle This With A Shiai That Doesn’t Involve The Two Of Us Wearing Armour™). I’ve only been a few chapters in and have only experienced life in the dojo for almost a year now, I’m quite relieved to say that I have never met a kendoka in our dojo who intentionally exploits the opponent or an opening to win (well, yet). Winning a shiai isn’t bad. Striking that perfect ippon isn’t bad. But kendo isn’t necessarily all about that. As a beginner, it’s still a hard concept for me to grasp. As a person who’s used to observing sports where it is a necessity to win, it’s difficult to understand. But I’m getting there. As I’ve heard others say, I have a whole life to improve. To understand and accomplish what the true nature of kendo is and a lifetime to suffer losses and learn from it. Note: You can read Bushido Sixteen here.

dojoadventures:

Though I don’t agree with that quote from above, I have without a doubt, grown fond of Bushido Sixteen. The manga centers around two girls — Isoyama, an accomplished kendoka hitting ippons since she was three and Nishiogi, a weaker kendoka whose only ippon was a men strike to Isoyama. Trying to figure out how this could ever eventranspire (see also: Kendoka With A Bruised Ego™), Isoyama moves to Nishiogi’s school and tries to confront her about her mysterious men strike (see also: Let’s Settle This With A Shiai That Doesn’t Involve The Two Of Us Wearing Armour™).

I’ve only been a few chapters in and have only experienced life in the dojo for almost a year now, I’m quite relieved to say that I have never met a kendoka in our dojo who intentionally exploits the opponent or an opening to win (well, yet).

Winning a shiai isn’t bad. Striking that perfect ippon isn’t bad. But kendo isn’t necessarily all about that. As a beginner, it’s still a hard concept for me to grasp. As a person who’s used to observing sports where it is a necessity to win, it’s difficult to understand. But I’m getting there. As I’ve heard others say, I have a whole life to improve. To understand and accomplish what the true nature of kendo is and a lifetime to suffer losses and learn from it.

Note: You can read Bushido Sixteen here.

BECAUSE MATT CAIN IS SUPER EFFECTIVE

BECAUSE MATT CAIN IS SUPER EFFECTIVE
BUSTER’S GONNA BE THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

BUSTER’S GONNA BE THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

かっこいいな!

That Really Awful Moment When Buster Sneaked Out And Tried To Go To Batting Practice And See TimmyBut then his big brother Matt Cain found him and took him back home. : (

That Really Awful Moment When Buster Sneaked Out And Tried To Go To Batting Practice And See Timmy
But then his big brother Matt Cain found him and took him back home. : (

That Really, Really Sad Time When Buster had to Stay At Home and Leave Timmy on His Own (aka 2011 Season) :(